roryomalley:

where do you get the talent thing

(via coluring)

no:

*reblogs my own post 96 times in 3 days* wtf.. This got notes?

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via hi)

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

(via iwillprocrastinatelater)

shego:

grawly:

why is he naked

carrots don’t belong there?????

shego:

grawly:

why is he naked

carrots don’t belong there?????

(Source: qispichiq, via evilscientist)

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neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

(via spotifylistener)

jesusinc:

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me: 

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(via xgoogle)

lazyyounglady:

Josh Peck in his prime

lazyyounglady:

Josh Peck in his prime

(via hi)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

(via iwillprocrastinatelater)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via nerdjpg)

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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(via coldsoup)

soufflesandbowties:

soufflesandbowties:

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

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ARE YOU

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

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i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

(via gothqirl)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf, via iwillprocrastinatelater)

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